I’m Sorry

Hey guys, it’s Jb. Listen I have been inactive in UMA for a little while and I wanted to apoligize to all of you fellow soldiers who have been working yours butts off to get really far in UMA and possibly because a leader. But I have failed all of you and I’m sorry. So anyways, I got grounded for the weekend. Well I talked my mom into un-grounding me on Columbus Day, for it is a Monday, which isn’t a weekday. Now that I’m ungrounded, it came back to me on how epic UMA is, so well I have decided that I would help out a ton more. Attend to more events, and I shall stand with my word. That word is as of Naruto’s dream. “I will become the Hokage someday, just you wait , Sasuke Uchiha!” In my eyes “I WILL become the leader of UMA someday, just you wait, Itachi6dark!” Now then, to bring up the souls of all of you, let’s watch a video. Itachi vs. Sasuke. In this video it represents two fellow brothers who founght out of anger. Itachi was mean to his little brother Sasuke, but it was all for a cause. Itachi made it so that Sasuke was to be the strongest ninja in the Hidden Leaf Village, by killing his older brother. Itachi let Sasuke kill him. And this video shows that we, UMA, are Itachi. We are the strongest of all, but will risk a life to save a fellow ally. Now go ahead and watch. (P.S.: To all you soldiers that say you wouldn’t. You’re jerks. Get your butt on CP and HELP!… unlike me. I’m sorry for failing you and I shall try harder.)

Now watch! And just to let you know, Itachi Uchiha is the epic one, the older one with the black robe with red clouded cloak pattern. Enjoy!

The Retirement of Derek

I have been in UMA for a long 3 years now, and I think its time for me to leave. For those of you new ones who don’t know me, I joined uma in 2008 then quit in 09, and rejoined Febuary 2010. I haven’t been very active lately, and I have been just taking up space. This won’t be a long list, but i want to thank Wurburt, Wg, Fid, Explo, Joe, and Itachi, the top 4 people who treated me like a person.(NOT in a specific order) (theres many more but im going to a restraunt for breakfast so imma wrap dis up. my final wish is to be kept on this site so i can make a post every once in a while. Bye, UMA

-Derek

New 2ic.

Hello , Uma. I want to tell you that i am your new 2ic, I promise I won’t fail you… I am Experieced, Mod rank On ACP and Former GT leader. Anyways, i retired from GT for some because of some personal problems, Don’t worry, i have nothing to do with GT now… I will be active, stay a lot on chat and do lots of things for you guys. Anyways here are some informations about me:

CP username : Sercan 44444

Favourite Colour: Aqua

From: Turkey

Gender: Boy

Epicness: 101%

Favourite Food: Pizza

Best Friend Forever: Sklooperis

Motto: Future Is Bright!

Anyways, my posts will always be in bold and with colours, the main colour used will be Aqua.

Future Is Bright!

 

October 9th

HAPPY 70th JOHN!

Hello, o1 here,

Today we remember the birth of a legend. I’m talking about John Lennon. October 9th. John grew up in Liverpool, England. He struck up a friendship with Paul McCartney. Those two met George Harrison, who later knew Ringo Starr. John composed many songs, as he sang many great ones such as

In My Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suuU3mliNo8&feature=related)

Across The Universe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCKANiM9tUM&feature=related)

Come Together (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb2sHpGwHQ)

Strawberry Fields Forever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYHrjg5rJyQ&feature=related)

After the Beatles he wrote his greatest song,

Imagine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM0Z75KEd_o)

Sadly, he was shot dead by a crazed fan of his, where he took one to the shoulder and five to the back.

Today I declare October 9^th, UMA International Peace Day. No PB’s, No fights, happiness across the UMA nation.But I will allow war because i’m nice. 😆

Thank You,

O1o2,

~You may say i’m a dreamer, but im not the only one, I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will live as one~

Dissecting a Tg a Post

~zzmasterchf~ HA HA. Team Gold is what people call cp armies when were in warfare and invite people to party XD. TG you think you are all that because CP armies ranked you highly. You use small army tactics that is fine for small armys but promoting them 3 times?!?!?!?! You think you are all that you got a nother thing coming UMA is more experienced and smarter with their army. You also do not delete non active members in attempt to appear more powerful. Well TG this is CP war

Hias,

Uma today we’re going to take a part tg’s latest post. Ok first segment! This one is about Nw.

 

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• “Fish are friends not food” is from “Finding Nemo”
• You promote your troops 3 ranks a battle either desperate or a really promo friendly army.

And now tg talks about our favorite army… us

 

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• I’ll add no colonies to the rules I didn’t know you would take it that way god.. -_-
• It’s 5 min to claim 10 to reclaim
• OK if you don’t follow the rules that means we don’t listen to yours.
• Also if we follow regular rules we would be able to use a colony..
• Rules are officially made in the post.
• Actually I was 8 when I named my penguin Wgfv.
• A 4 year old could think of the name “Team Gold” so don’t talk to me about lame names
• As I recall Tg uses bots:

Now what about framing other armies with bots tg?

-Wgfv
The 7 year old who has a better name than Team Gold

**DATES CHANGED**

Berat2beti edit: Attention my fellow UMA we now have a new flag and Anthem so to inspire some Nationalism and faith in our communist Government here it is our new flag and anthem now lets keep fighting to Unite all armies under Communism were so close already! RPF, Elites,  ASAP(Joined willing into Communistm), DCP, GT, and soon TG will join our group of conquered and allied armies of Communism :). Comment on what you think of the anthem and Flag.

[for the record, Magma Boy is now a leader, and crafted our beloved flag]

Uma,

We’re going to make the first strike. To arms, in the Uma, here’s the invasions.

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Server: Glacier

DATE: TUESDAY,  OCTOBER 12TH

300 PM PST

4:00 PM MST

5:00 PM CST

6:00 PM EST

11:00 PM UK (SRRY!!)

Rules: 5 rooms, Divisions allowed but only 2, 5 min to claim, 10 to re-claim

….more battles following

Declaring war on TG!

Bmf7364: Remember my speech earlier, and we must, no ARE what this song says:

Yes my fellow UMA your premier Berat2beti has decided that TG is an army that must be conquered! UMA I want our name to be in the same sentence with conquerors Skloop the Biased leader of CPA central has decided to put TG at 3rd! Somehow TG is greater then NW and even more ridiculous its greater their our GRAND SOCIALIST REPUBLIC! I say NO! We will crush TG take their lands take their spot for 3rd and we shall rise! UMA the path to the 3rd strongest position in CP can only be built on the bones of TG! DCP tried to stop us they failed GT tried to stop us they failed we are on our way to take our rightful place on the TOP 10 LIST and show the CP army community that COMMUNISM IS THE GREATEST FORM OF WAY TO LEAD AND ARMY!

SERVER: Berg

DATE: FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8TH

300 PM PST

4:00 PM MST

5:00 PM CST

6:00 PM EST

11:00 PM UK (SRRY!!)

Rules: 5 rooms, Divisions allowed but only 2, 5 min to claim, 10 to re-claim

P.S. heres a little vid from your premier 🙂

allies and friends of UMA celebrate were here to make sure your never opressed Enemies of UMA prepare for bow to your superiors!

The Notru Saga: Prolouge

I joined Club Penguin early 2007. Little did I know about all of the Club Penguin Armies. In fact, I didn’t find out about cp warfare until several months later. Anyway, I was first in the Vikings as an unofficial member for a few months, then I stopped cp warfare for a while. It was then that I first encountered the UMA. I was just wandering around, and I saw them in the boiler room. I followed them around for a while, then lost track of them during a war. I never saw them again until I officially joined. [Fun Fact: Although the Vikings were my first army, the first army I officially joined is UMA.] And so, I went along in my innocent life on Club Penguin..

Okay, that’s the end of the Prolouge. Check back in a day or two for Chapter 1

~Notru

The Retirement of Notru

Edit: Forgot some people:

Jb: Age buddy

Jd: Old mentor

Yep, my time has come. October 4th, 2010 marks exactly one year since I joined the UMA. The UMA has been a great experience in my life that I shan’t soon forget. (Yes, shan’t is a word.) I’ll never forget my friends. The only reason I stayed here today.

Wgfv: You define awesome.

Crazy: You made me leader for the first time.

Trickster: Thanks for choosing me as leader when you left.

Harv: You taught me to lead.

Berat: Good luck ruling the world.

Max: I hate you- Erm, you were nice..

Johnny: Pushed me to do my best in UMA.

Viper: Extremely epic person.

Explo: Destroyed what little fragment of innocents I had left..

And now, my retirement theme:

By the way, I will be posting a, so far, four chapter story of my past for people who don’t know about it.. That being everyone. The first chapter will be posted October 5th. For now.. Farewell UMA.. Don’t screw anything up.

His name was Notru, a proud UMA soldier.

Message to Team Gold

Bmf Edit: Team Gold, an army in my eyes, that has NEVER caused a war, or gets sucked in by its mortal enemies. Seeing your situation now, your screwed. RPF has been rising again, and this is a new low even for an army that claims they “Bring it on”. I know that there is no way UMA endorses this war, but what I endorse is Wg’s offer. UMA has also been rising, because in a way, RPF and UMA are one. And together, we can kick some major ass! So, as a dedication, I have salvaged an old Team Gold recruiting video:

!Warning, too explicit for the guppies!

Berat2beti Edit: My fellow UMA I agree this war is right and just and we have much to gain the TG Imperialists will not stop until they have all the land even if they cancel invasions of RPF lands that doesnt make them innocence. They will not return the land and I say good gives us a chance to use our full military force those Blue Scar mafia Blood Mafia and Shadow Mafia were prepped and ready for war but now it seems it isnt the GT that will face our wrath it will be the TG! If TG thinks it can just attack UMA’s comrads they have another thing coming prepare for war UMA because their’s no doubt in my mind it will come! Chairman Wgfv may not take sides but I’ve seen enough to know TG started this war because it though RPF was weak.

Team Gold,

It had come to my attention that you have a war fuled by hate. Grow up. The Uma request that Tg give back Rpf’s land 48 hours after this post is published. If at that time Rpf does not have all their previously invaded land, Uma will invade it back.

Team Gold you are ranked third, start acting like it. What are the roots of this war? You didn’t like the comments rpf lead? So you declare war.. Can we try to ignore these comments? Tg is currently ranked 3x as much as Rpf is.[

No, I am not endorsing either side. I listen to reason. I see a grave injustice here. I will make this post short. And my message clear.

❗ Team Gold you have until October 6, 2010. As of 6:00 am central stand time, to return all invaded land to the Rpf. If at that time the land is not restored Uma will take it by force. ❗

-Wgfv